The press center of the police department reports that the perpetrators are actually fish. They were investigated for several months before actions were taken against them.
The history of the criminal union began about six months ago. Then the fish in Vihar Lake begin to dump garbage on its shores. Plastic and glass bottles, bags, textiles, and all sorts of other filth have been spotted by citizens in the area of the coasts and especially on the stairs leading to the water. Concerned citizens immediately called police at the scene, which, along with good Samaritans, began throwing the garbage back into the lake. However, when the incident recurred the next morning, police launched an investigation to prevent further pollution of the area.
“More than 150 fish have been arrested for contamination. They have been taken to aquariums at the local district administration, where they will be interrogated. So far, the fish have refused to speak, and we are beginning to think they do not understand what we are saying. Let every fish translator from English come to the police station so that we can identify the culprits and the other fish be released, “the local police chief urged.
After the spectacular action, the locals were visibly calmer. “Exceptional work of the police. I’m glad that my taxes go to such meaningful and urgent operations, and not for nonsense, such as law enforcement and crime prevention,” commented a passerby who finished his coffee and threw the cup in the lake.
“Living in a pigsty is disgusting. I can’t understand why these fish did what they did. It’s inhumane. They deserve the most severe punishment,” said a young woman who threw a bag of garbage into the lake. “I think cleanliness is the most important thing, and that’s why we have to do everything we can to keep our streets clean,” she added, kicking an accidentally dropped plastic bottle into the water.
More than 2,500 employees, 3,700 divers, four artillery detachments, and two giraffes, brought specially for the operation from the local zoo, took part in the action this morning. The attack began at exactly 4:00 AM with a barrage of artillery shells that split the water area. The divers then stormed with harpoons and nets. About 45 fish were killed on the spot, with divers claiming they had no choice after the aquatic inhabitants swam menacingly around them. Twenty-five hundred police officers have formed a perimeter around the lake so that none of the fish can undertake a rapid evolution and try to escape.
The giraffes have been used both for observation and to carry searchlights on their heads and illuminate the action’s perimeter. “In retrospect, given the difficulties in communicating with the two giraffes, it might have been better to take trucks with lifters. However, the giraffes were awarded medals for bravery, and the police officers loved them so much,” explained the police chief.
The mega-trail against gangsters with gills is in progress. However, residents of Borivali are worried that the court will not convict them, and they will be returned to the lake. “We hope the court will come to its senses and sentence them to death. We are tired of living in their filth,” said a man from the mob that gathered in front of the courthouse, demanding cruel and unusual punishment for the fish.